【thoughts】so the woodstock 50 lineup is out

Who keeps inviting Jay-Z to these things?  While there are some solid choices here, (Robert Plant’s ironic billing 50 years after Led Zeppelin turned down the original event) most of these acts just feel like a culmination of the last few years of the festival circuit.  It’s a bit….uninspired?  I don’t know, maybe i’m getting too old for this shit. And IMAGINE DRAGONS?  Bitch….

I don’t know, something about this doesn’t sit right with me.  It all feels very “Woodstock, but for the Instagram crowd”.  My ass isn’t going anyway but I should definitely field a reporter or something for the blog.  If you’re going, let me know in the comments what your game plan will be!