Who keeps inviting Jay-Z to these things? While there are some solid choices here, (Robert Plant’s ironic billing 50 years after Led Zeppelin turned down the original event) most of these acts just feel like a culmination of the last few years of the festival circuit. It’s a bit….uninspired? I don’t know, maybe i’m getting too old for this shit. And IMAGINE DRAGONS? Bitch….
I don’t know, something about this doesn’t sit right with me. It all feels very “Woodstock, but for the Instagram crowd”. My ass isn’t going anyway but I should definitely field a reporter or something for the blog. If you’re going, let me know in the comments what your game plan will be!